MomMots, Episode 1

By Ursula Hennessey

10:00 a.m.

Something makes me think Angelina Jolie doesn’t wipe Knox’s nose with her fingers and then clean her fingers off on her pants in front of everyone at the playground. Then again, Angelina probably doesn’t wear 6-year-old sweatpants with a hole in the rear, bought on sale at Modell’s.

12:00 noon

It’s a sad commentary on my social life that I rock my best dance moves to the theme to Thomas & Friends.

5:15 p.m.

No. 3 is walking his pet tambourine, No. 1 is bouncing the basketball methodically until she reaches 1,000, and No. 2 is throwing every toy we own down the stairs.

Now I know why people have cocktails before dinner.

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