Lunch with a Little Man

12:05 p.m.

“Why does this bread have old glue on it?”

Son, that’s butter.

“Oooooh. Butter. (licks the bread) Why are you eating a black and white cookie and I’m only just eating some celery?”

Because I already ate my lunch. And because I’m the daddy.

“And you’re a biiiiiiiig daddy. When I grow up I’m going to be a big daddy like you.”

(Daddy puts down the cookie)

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